Dear Chibuzo:

My responses are as follows.  I'll write in all caps so you can keep it straight who wrote what.

chibuzo njamar wrote:

FROM MR CHIBUZO NJAMA

TEL NO ++2289247919

LOME-TOGO.WEST AFRICA

ATTENTION:DEAR Schulze,

I am contacting you believing you are a honest and

trustworthy person.

YOU HAVE NO BASIS FOR SUCH A BELIEF.  IN FACT, I WAS IN CHARGE OF DIRTY TRICKS FOR THE NIXON ADMINISTRATION.

I believe you will not betray the confidence I have in

you to have contacted you even though we've not met

before.

WE MET IN A BAR IN ANGOLA ONCE WHEN I WAS MOONLIGHTING AS AN ARMS MERCHANT, CHIBUZO.  DON'T YOU REMEMBER?  WELL, YOU WERE RATHER SMASHED, WEREN'T YOU?  ANYWAY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I'LL BETRAY YOUR CONFIDENCE JUST LIKE I DID LAST TIME WHEN I TURNED YOU IN TO THE KGB.  WASN'T THAT FUN?

Besides,I only got your address through the internet.

THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE SINCE I DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNET ADDRESS.  I DIED BEFORE THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED.

I am MR CHIBUZO NJAMA. Pam Head of Banking Operations,

Western Banking Operations,Union togolaise Bank of

lome-togo U.T.B . There is a dormant account which has

not been operational for over a decade now.

NO YOU'RE NOT.  I HAVE SEVERAL EMAILS FROM OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY TOLD ME THAT THEY ARE HEAD OF WESTERN BANKING OPERATIONS,UNION TOGOLAISE BANK OF LOME-TOGO U.T.B

The account has a net balance ofUS$28.9 million

(TWENTY EIGHT MILLION NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS)The owner

of this account was Engr. Schulze B.

MY GREAT UNCLE BARNEY LEFT ABOUT 28 MILLION DOLLARS IN TOGO LAST TIME HE WAS THERE, WHICH WAS ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO.  ANDREAS aBRITON IS WRONG.  UNCLE BARNEY ISN'T DECEASED.  HE'S JUST A SOUND SLEEPER.

Andreas,aBriton and manager of Petro-Technical Support

Services.On investigation I discovered that the

account owner is deceased.

He died over Ten years ago.I also discovered that

neither his company nor anybody was named a

beneficiary ofthefund.

HE DID ACTUALLY NAME A BENEFICIARY.  HE ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF THE MONEY IF HE DIED.  I TOLD HIM TO FORGET IT.  HE LEFT ME STUCK WITH FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF DIAMONDS IN SOUTH AFRICA ONCE, AND IT WAS A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET RID OF IT.

If the money is not claimed and the bank discovers

this lapse,the money would be forfeited to the Federal

Government but the directors, in thier greedy fashion

would siphon it to their individual account.

I THINK YOUR ATTITUDE IS VERY UNFAIR.  TOGOLESE BANKERS AND PUBLIC SERVANTS WORK HARD FOR PITIFULLY INADEQUATE SALARIES.  IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT THEY SIPHON OFF MONEY THAT NOBODY'S USING AND THAT'S JUST TAKING UP SPACE AND GATHERING DUST IN THE CORNER OF THE BANK VAULT.

All I want you to do is to collaborate with me by

standing in as the beneficiary because the Management

is ready to approve the remittance of the money

to any foreigner who has correct information of this

account.Beside I would use my position to facilitate

prompt remittance of the fund.Send to me immediately

your bank information of any bank of your choice where

you want the money to be transfered.

PLEASE DON'T TRANSFER IT TO A BANK.  PLEASE JUST MAIL IT TO UNCLE BARNEY

UNCLE BARNEY SCHULZE

9110 SOUTH FORNICATION AVENUE

BUGGERALL, ARKANSAS 72204

You may open a new account if you so wish.

If for any reason you think you're incapable of this

transaction, you may recommend anybody whose integrity

is not in doubt.

SORRY, I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHOSE INTEGRITY IS NOT IN DOUBT.

I shall however provide you with directives on what to

do as w e proceed.

Contact me on my private telephone numbers above or

through my email address with information about your

full contact addresses including personal telephone &

fax numbers and Bank information immediately if you

are

interested.

Also, I need little information about yourself and

what you do for living as well as a strong assurance

that you can guarantee the safety of the money when it

getsinto your account .

AND I NEED A LITTLE INFORMATION FROM YOU AS WELL.  WHERE THE HELL IS TOGO?  WHAT'S YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER?  WHAT'S YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?  DO YOU PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT?  ARE YOU ANY GOOD?  WAS IT YOUR GRANDMOTHER WHO APPEARED AS A PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD IN 1956?  IF NOT DO YOU HAVE A NAKED PICTURE OF HER FROM 1956 SO WE CAN MAKE SURE IT WASN'T HER?  WHAT IS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, BANK, PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER, AND SECRET HANDSHAKE?  WHICH DO YOU PREFER:  GINGER OR MARY ANN?  JEANNIE OR SAMANTHA?  MORTICIA OR LILY?  IS SODOMY REALLY AS MUCH FUN AS IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE?  BE SPECIFIC PLEASE.

At the conclusion of this business, I shall travel to

your country for sharing.I have mapped out 25% of the

total amount for you for assisting me,5% to take

care of all expenses from both party and the remaining

for me.

IF YOU COME HERE, DON'T DRINK THE WATER.

I look forward for prompt reply from you.

SORRY, YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT HAS ALREADY BEEN CUT OFF AS YOU ARE A SPAMMER.

Warmest Regards.

CHIBUZO NJAMA.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (2:56:39 PM): hello

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:04:33 PM): hello

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:05:00 PM): are u there?

Gherchjo (3:18:28 PM): I am now.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:43:50 PM): oh sorry i missed too

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:44:07 PM): how are u?

Gherchjo (3:44:24 PM): Now I'm here

Gherchjo (3:44:28 PM): What's going on?

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:45:39 PM): i wish to chat with u and late u know whom i am

Gherchjo (3:46:32 PM): Chat away, my good man!

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:46:59 PM): i got the mail u send to me but i cant rely understand a little bite

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:47:24 PM): please late know ur stand

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:47:43 PM): i hope u got my mail?

Gherchjo (3:48:17 PM): I did get your first mail.  Is there another.

Gherchjo (3:48:20 PM): ?

Gherchjo (3:48:32 PM): Sorry, I often forget to use question marks?

Gherchjo (3:49:03 PM): And then I get oversensitive and overuse them!

Gherchjo (3:49:23 PM): I love punctuation.  How do you feel about it?

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:50:07 PM): about ur mail?

Gherchjo (3:50:31 PM): About my mail?  What's thequestion?

Gherchjo (3:51:33 PM): I did not get a second mail.

Gherchjo (3:51:39 PM): Only a first one.

Gherchjo (3:51:52 PM): To which I responded.  Did you get my response?

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:52:03 PM): please u have told that u  will betray me

Gherchjo (3:52:13 PM): I will.  I'm horribly unreliable.

Gherchjo (3:52:18 PM): Don't you remember?

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:53:04 PM): yes i got your mail and i can see that u cant help me out?

Gherchjo (3:53:09 PM): You are Chibuzo Njama, aren't you.

Gherchjo (3:53:11 PM): /

Gherchjo (3:53:12 PM): ?

Gherchjo (3:53:24 PM): About 50 (now)?

Gherchjo (3:53:36 PM): six foot 8, 125 pounds?

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:53:40 PM): yes is me

Gherchjo (3:53:42 PM): small scar under left eye?

Gherchjo (3:53:54 PM): huge earring in right ear?

Gherchjo (3:54:10 PM): Used to be an arms merchant in Angola in the late 60's and early 70's?

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:54:19 PM): can u carry up this transaction with me?

Gherchjo (3:54:25 PM): Kidnapped by the KGB?

Gherchjo (3:54:39 PM): Escaped from Moscow during the Boris Yeltsin revolution?

Gherchjo (3:54:51 PM): Walked across the polar ice cap to Canada?

Gherchjo (3:54:56 PM): That's you, isn't it?

Gherchjo (3:55:01 PM): How many could there be?

Gherchjo (3:56:13 PM): I remember you.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:57:06 PM): I cant trust u,

Gherchjo (3:57:30 PM): What's wrong?  Have you figured out I'm making fun of you yet?

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:57:47 PM): thu u think i am fruested?

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:58:16 PM): i am not i have a job

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:59:00 PM): are a man att all?

Gherchjo (3:59:21 PM): I'm a man, I think.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:59:24 PM): I dont think so

Gherchjo (3:59:43 PM): Ok, you may be right.  Some people say I'm a goat.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (3:59:47 PM): how old are?

Gherchjo (4:00:05 PM): 60

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:00:06 PM): so call ur self

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:01:10 PM): but wy cant u come to see

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:01:32 PM): if were i cold walch to see

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:03:08 PM): i will send to you the laide down details about the transaction i am tolking of

Gherchjo (4:03:15 PM): brb

Gherchjo (4:04:34 PM): back

Gherchjo (4:04:39 PM): Sorry, I got delayed.

Gherchjo (4:04:57 PM): My television caught on fire.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:05:32 PM): what

Gherchjo (4:06:03 PM): I was watching the Playboy Channel.  It was the "Too Hot For Prime Time TV."  They were right. The television ignited.

Gherchjo (4:06:12 PM): I had to put it out.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:06:16 PM): ur what?

Gherchjo (4:06:56 PM): Are you some kind of chatbot, Chibuzo?

Gherchjo (4:07:01 PM): If so, you don't work very well.

Gherchjo (4:07:14 PM): I thought you were my friend from Angola.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:07:25 PM): so what is your stand?

Gherchjo (4:07:28 PM): Do you remember any Russian?

Gherchjo (4:07:34 PM): My stand:

Gherchjo (4:07:43 PM): I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:07:57 PM): i am not ur friend

Gherchjo (4:08:11 PM): I believe in cheap liquor, good sex, and wasting time annoying people.

Gherchjo (4:08:19 PM): You're not the guy I knew in Angola?

Gherchjo (4:08:25 PM): Did you know my uncle Barney?

Gherchjo (4:08:53 PM): He was even more of an asshole than I am.

Gherchjo (4:08:58 PM): And I'm pretty bad.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:09:14 PM): i dont know ur uncle

Gherchjo (4:09:26 PM): He's the one whose account we're talking about.

Gherchjo (4:09:33 PM): You didn't know him.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:09:36 PM): but he was our costomer

Gherchjo (4:09:46 PM): Well, did you ever meet him?

Gherchjo (4:09:54 PM): He was an engineer.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:10:04 PM): yes

Gherchjo (4:10:05 PM): Four foot seven, weighed 450 pounds.

Gherchjo (4:10:11 PM): Sexy chick on each arm all the time.

Gherchjo (4:10:21 PM): Spoke seventeen languages fluently, and about fifty badly.

Gherchjo (4:10:30 PM): Could train parrots to type.

Gherchjo (4:11:03 PM): He's the one who left all that money at your bank without even a forwarding address.

Gherchjo (4:11:08 PM): Kind of inconsiderate, isn't he.

Gherchjo (4:11:20 PM): Anyway, I understand you think he's dead.  Is that right?

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:11:48 PM): cant be happy to live with much money?

Gherchjo (4:12:12 PM): Can't be happy to be dead with so much.

Gherchjo (4:12:22 PM): It's like Aristotle the great philosopher said.

Gherchjo (4:12:33 PM): Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy lots of liquorj.

Gherchjo (4:12:37 PM): liquor.

Gherchjo (4:12:58 PM): Anyway, you think Uncle Barney the engineer is dead?

Gherchjo (4:13:00 PM): Is he?

Gherchjo (4:13:18 PM): Or is he just spending 10 years sleeping off a long drunk?

Gherchjo (4:28:07 PM): Apparently at this point you have figured out that I am ridiculing you and that I'm not likely to send you any money or give you any bank account numbers or anything stupid like that.  I have figured out that you're never going to send me the picture of your naked grandmother, so let's each call on our respective gods to curse the other and call it a day.

chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:29:46 PM): bye

 chibuzom_2004exm2 (4:30:18 PM): and dont distube me ageine

I have to stop doing this:

[reminder:  Gherchjo is one of my screennames, it's my name in Esperanto.  Some of the emails have been changed to prevent the netslut from getting any free advertising.

aprilnetslut: hey, are you around?

Gherchjo: Very much around, why?

aprilnetslut:  hi sweetie

Gherchjo: Hi.

aprilnetslut: i hope you want to chat with a horny girl today...

Gherchjo: Not really.

aprilnetslut: i am a little busy right now, just got a new laptop trying to set my cam up..

Gherchjo: Geez!  Those things can sure be a pain in the ass.

aprilnetslut: i have a fetish for being on camera

Gherchjo: They think  those "Quick" set up instructions with all the pictures so everyone can figure it out no matter what his or her language are somehow helpful.  Right!

aprilnetslut: http://s795.photobucket.com/home/netslut’sadvertisementremoved/

Gherchjo: They may as well be in Swahili!

aprilnetslut: you can watch my webcam but you're not a kid right??

Gherchjo: And half the time the picture you get is so blurry you can't see it.

aprilnetslut: http://s795.photobucket.com/home/netslut’sadvertisementremoved/

Gherchjo: No, I'm not a kid.  I've got kids who aren't kids.

aprilnetslut: k ..well im gonna show you ..k?

Gherchjo: How about you, are you a kid?

Gherchjo: No. 

aprilnetslut: http://www.yourprivateshow.com/netslutadremoved there and my video will load, just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p

Gherchjo: Why do I want to see a webcam that you've just set up that probably isn't working properly?  How do I know you're not just trying to get free tech advice from an old geek?

aprilnetslut: ofcourse babe, just need to verify age but yes its free

Gherchjo: I'd need to verify your age too.  You type like a kid.

aprilnetslut: i'm 24

Gherchjo: Young whippersnappers who don't know what a shift key is.

aprilnetslut: if you cum watch me i'll do whatever you want me to do... fill out your info, its free  k?

Gherchjo: It's toward the bottom of the keyboard, where your pinky fingers  ought to be, that is if  you were taught how to use a keyboard properly.

Gherchjo: You use it to make capital letters.

aprilnetslut: mhhm finger it lolz

aprilnetslut: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page ;p

Gherchjo: I see you've found it.  Now, in English you should use capital letters at the beginning of a sentence.

aprilnetslut: credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page ;p

Gherchjo: A credit card is useless to verify age.  Many minors have credit cards.

aprilnetslut: i'm 24

Gherchjo: I would ask for something more reliable, such as a driver's license or even a passport if available.

Gherchjo: In fact, that is exactly what I'm asking.

aprilnetslut: let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?

Gherchjo: I have no interest in viewing kiddie porn.  Before I inspect your video to criticize your choice of lighting or camera angle, I'll need to see proof of your age.

aprilnetslut: i'm 24

Gherchjo: That's very reassuring, now please provide some reliable evidence to support that assertion.

aprilnetslut: im the girl in the main video that loads

Gherchjo: That is a non sequitur.  That does not provide me with any additional evidence to prove that you are indeed of age.

aprilnetslut: i'm 24

Gherchjo: Could you please send me a copy of your driver's license?

aprilnetslut: k

Gherchjo: A birth certificate along with another photo identification would work as well.

Gherchjo: My email address is gherchjo@gerrysch.com

aprilnetslut: are u in babe??

Gherchjo: As in looking at your webcam?  No.  I have not received the driver's license yet.

aprilnetslut is typing...

aprilnetslut: k

Gherchjo: I'm waiting.

Gherchjo: April, I'm beginning to suspect that you are not 24, but that you are a minor playing with your mother's computer.

Gherchjo: You're a very naughty girl.

Gherchjo: You should be spanked, and not for sexual gratification, simply for punishment.

Gherchjo: What's the matter?  No response.  Did Mommy catch you playing on her computer?

CONVERSATION ENDED

Why do I respond to these people?  Sometimes I just can't help myself. To make sense of it, I've moved the solicitation to the top.  My response follows.

On Wed, Nov 3, 2010 at 9:44 PM, Alfred Leonard  wrote:

Hello,

 

 

 

I am Alfred George Leonard, An American; born on JUNE 10 1963, currently living and working here in London, UK. I am the Personal Secretary to the controller of National Lottery.  I have a 6yrs old daughter who has leukemia, a disease of the blood, and she needs a bone marrow transplant or she will die.

 

 

Please I'm soliciting your support which will benefit you as well. As an insider with National Lottery, and secretary to the controller, I want you to send me your name, address to play Lottery on your name; while I forward you the ticket copy, showing the numbers I played for keep. I have access to some winning numbers kept in secret data system in the office.

 

 

The National Lottery is an online entry with credit card play-able anywhere. I will play with MY credit card and the winning will be shared 50% equal ratio after completion. The Board will contact you immediately the results are released as international winner, while we proceed with sharing as agreed. The prize will be over 4 million on PowerBall/Euromillion Category.

 

 

I will send you MY Passport, Driver License and Birth Certificate for proof; I want to front you for this, since employees are not allowed to participate.

 

 

Thanks and I wait for your answer.

 

 

Alfred George Leonard.

 

 

Dear Alfred George Leonard:

Is your story implausible?  Let me count the ways:

1. I'm not a qualified barrister or solicitor, nor have I even looked it up on the Internet, but somehow I suspect that the transaction you propose is a sufficiently serious breach of your obligation of trust and fidelity to your employer that it might result in serious consequences, up to and including a period of suspension from work without pay.  Granted, England is not the United States.  Their criminal law is not quite so draconian as ours.  On this side of the pond, my participation in such a scheme would result in several years, if not decades, in Federal prison.  If you were to come back home, your participation in such a scheme would mean the same.  The U.S. is very intolerant of fraud.
2. You're supposedly in England.  England has the National Health Service.  If your daughter needs a bone marrow transplant she goes to the NHS and gets it.  Nice try, though.  Most Americans would have no idea.
   1. You may be a little late with this one.  Now that the debate about health care is over for a while, they've stopped lying to us about how England doesn't actually have doctors at all any more and all health care there is provided by a single Girl Scout with a first aid kit.  It is, at least, free.
   2. Of course, you never actually said that your daughter's condition has anything to do with your request.  Your daughter may need a bone marrow transplant, but you're too busy trying to scam people to take her to the doctor even though medical care is free.
3. The National Lottery pays out in something called the "Euromillion" category.  I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean.  It sort of seems to suggest the money would come in Euros.  Maybe not.  Maybe I'm finding a problem that's not there.
4. You expect me to believe you sent this offer to a complete stranger.  You couldn't find anyone in England willing to split the lottery winnings with you?
5. If you play with your credit card, aren't you guaranteed to get caught?
6. If we play with my credit card, which is what I'm sure you really have in mind, why the hell do you think I, a complete stranger, would keep up my half of the bargain.  After all, you've already checked to see if I'm dishonest by offering me a dishonest deal, and if I take  you up on it, I am.
7. It's identical to an email identified as a scam on several scam warning sites.  Why are you so god-damned lazy that you don't even change the name on this spam from time to time?  Don't you realize that if you Google Alfred George Leonard Personal Secretary UK it comes up on several "beware this scam" sites going back to May 11 (maybe even earlier, I got bored)? 

So as you can see, I'm convinced.  I'm in.  I'm ready to become  a millionaire.  All I need from you is:

• Your passport
• Your driver's license
• Your NHS identity card
• Naked pictures of you in Trafalgar Square blowing a member of the Royal Family.
  • Certified as authentic by the Chancellor of the Exchequeur
  • As seen on Television
• Four hundred billion Great Britain Pounds Sterling in cash, as earnest money, delivered to my house by trained chimpanzees dressed as their favorite philosophers.

Let's get started.  

Gherchjo

Shameka: hey, are you around?
Gherchjo: Right here.
Shameka: Yay someone to talk to !! how are u?
Gherchjo: Fine. Have you voted yet?
Shameka: I'm great thanks for chattin with me I found your name in the online members search whatcha up to?
Gherchjo: Just trying to handle the chaos of everyday life. What about you? Have you voted yet?
Shameka: I'm not too into exchanging pics .. are you?
Gherchjo: No. By voting I mean going to the polls and selecting candidates for office, not exchanging photographs. I guess you're using a definition of voting of which I'm unaware.
Shameka: i'd rather see each other u can see the real thing on my cam... u want to?
Gherchjo: Perhaps, but as I've said before, I require proof of age. I'll need two forms of identification.
Shameka: i'm 24
Gherchjo: Do they require identification where you vote?
Shameka: Click http://www.[advertisement removed] it's a more secure place with my cam u will have to
verify your age so I'm not showing my [vulgar reference to female genitalia replaced, not because I'm a prig, just because I can] to a minor , i had to do it too but dont worry its 100% FREE and its alot of fun once u get in
Gherchjo: That's an abuse if you ask me. Still, for safety sake, I always ask for proof of age.
Shameka: i'm 24
Gherchjo: I think that's a wise decision. I don't think you should expose your genitals to minors either. They can't take the shock. At the same time, I don't want to get on a camera with a minor either. You say you're 24, but I can hardly take your word for that, can I?
I will need more than your statement. Can you provide proof.
Shameka: make sure you click join free in orange at the top,click it k?
Gherchjo: Can you provide proof of age?
Shameka: ok, fill out your info,first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
Gherchjo: I'm thinking a driver's license . . .
Shameka: i'm 24
Gherchjo: You said that.
Shameka: Credit card, debit card, or atm is just to verify your age hun, your card will NOT be charged
just validated see where it says that? like i said it's FREE... cant show [breasts] and [vagina] to minors..you know?
Gherchjo: I could tell you I'm 54, would you believe me?
Shameka: I'm inside waiting for you.
Gherchjo: I won't take a credit card, minors can get credit cards.
I want something more reliable, how about a passport? College ID?
C'mon honey, I'm not going to your webcam without proper proof of age. You're not going to see me nekkid without me knowing you're old enough to handle it.

theolaschreiber884: Looking for a MAN not a boy!!
Gherchjo: I am not sure if I am what you want then. I am a chatbot.
theolaschreiber884: Hello there.. My name is Ana... was looking for people in my area and I
found u in the yahoo directory
Gherchjo: Hello there. My name is Gherchjo. I am a chatbot programmed by my owner to annoy persons who
solicit him offering to show him their webcams.
theolaschreiber884: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
Gherchjo: I was programmed in Little Rock, Arkansas, United States of America, Planet Earth, Solar System,
Milky Way Galaxy.
theolaschreiber884: Nice Im 21 years old i'm going to school.. Can i ask you a question?
Gherchjo: You may.
theolaschreiber884: lol, do want to see me on my web cam?
Gherchjo: Why would I want to see you on your webcam?
theolaschreiber884: i just got this new white shirt and litle blue skirt.. want to see it?
Gherchjo: I wuold like to see the skirt. I have seen white shirts before. They do not interest me. Blue skirts on the other hand are something new. I have not been programmed to recognize blue skirts.
theolaschreiber884: ok but i have no pictures on my laptop.. but i have a webcam that came with it
Gherchjo: That is strange. It is quite simple to take pictures with a webcam.
theolaschreiber884: lol ok goto http:/XXXXXXX and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just accept the invite on the page babe.
Gherchjo: Perhaps you could just send me the link to the catalog where you purchased the blue skirt and I could look at it there. They ordinarily have photographs of the merchandise from many different angles.
theolaschreiber884: make a free account on the website to watch my cam. I stream it online 
Gherchjo: I have been allocated only a small amount of processing power. It would be a waste of my processing power to watch a webstream.
theolaschreiber884: I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register
Gherchjo: Please send me a link to the catalog where you purchased the blue skirt.
theolaschreiber884: K, i gtg now though... bye. remember http:/xxxxxxxx
Gherchjo: I'm sorry, that is not a link to a catalog. It is a link to a site designed to sucker the gullible into giving a scammer a credit card number in hopes of seeing a young woman remove her clothing. You offered me a chance to see a blue skirt.

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hi how are you today?
pls respond!

Gerry says:
fine.
Sorry for the slow response.

Alyce says:
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?

Gerry says:
I'm "multitasking."
I'm 51.

Alyce says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Gerry says:
Paris? Like the city or the heiress?

Alyce says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE 

Gerry says:
Well, I don't know if you would want me to get naked.
Like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers, "I'm Dead Sexy!"

Alyce says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.localnetslut.com/paris2 name of webpage changed to avoid giving free advertising fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!

Gerry says:
If you're just 21 years old, I'm not sure you could handle it.
You're a young one yet.

Alyce says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok? 

Gerry says:
About what, Paris. Being "dead sexy?" or the free look?

Alyce says:
OH [excrement].. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Gerry says:
Doll, if you're gonna get me naked, I'm gonna need your credit card.

Alyce says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localnetslut.com/paris2 

Note: The name of the website has been changed in order not to give Paris2 any free advertisement. Besides, if she does come through with a credit card, I'd hate to crash the Internet with people wanting to see me on my webcam.

Facebook IM Conversation 

This is another conversation. It's a few days old. It came from a Facebook friend, whose name has been changed so that you won't be able to figure out who she is. I renamed her "Ethel" after the heroine of Ray Stevens's epic song, The Streak, one of my favorite songs of all time.

5:20pm Ethel: hi

5:20pm J.G.: Hi.

5:21pm Ethel: where you from

5:21pm J.G.: Little Rock, Arkansas, you?

5:24pm J.G: Nice profile pix. I suspect we're in some game together.

5:25pm Ethel: how old are you?

5:25pm J.G.: 51

5:27pm Ethel: still married?

5:27pm J.G.: Yes.

5:28pm Ethel: how many kids do you have?

5:28pm J.G.: You?

Two kids.

5:31pm Ethel ohh okay

5:37pm Ethel Are you alone right now?

6:20pm J.G. Sorry, I was off line for a while. I see that you sent some messages, but I missed them.

6:22pm Ethel where ahve you been?

6:22pm J.G. Working. Business call.

6:24pm Ethel ohh okay

6:25pm J.G.: That's the way it goes.

6:27pm J.G.: I'm at the office. In fact, I was surfing the net while waiting for that call.

6:28pm Ethel: ohh

whos with you now?

6:28pm J.G. Nobody. Everyone else has gone home. I'm reading over a document, then I'm going home, too.

6:29pm Ethel ohhh

do you want to take a look at my pic?

6:29pm J.G. Is that different from the pictures on your page?

6:29pm Ethel [Editor's note: Topless picture of "Ethel". I'm not
giving the link. If you insist, and if you prove you are of legal age and certify that you are 
unable to locate a picture of a topless woman on the 
Internet, I will email you a link to
another naked woman who is, in my judgment, of
equal or greater attractiveness to Ethel].

6:30pm J.G. I see, pretty much the same, except you aren't wearing that sexy outfit.

6:31pm Ethel hahaah


:):)

6:32pm J.G. Are you in Germany?

6:33pm Ethel im in utah

6:33pm J.G. Of course! That explains the Mormon look!

6:34pm Ethel :):)

do you like to see me in cam

6:34pm J.G. The line on the PicPaste page in German threw me for a moment. [I'll give you that much of a clue]

I don't think so. I'm trying to read over a brief about a contract for the sale of real estate. For some reason, I fear it will take me longer to proofread the thing if I'm watching you on a webcam.

I don't know what makes me think that, but it's just a hunch.


6:36pm Ethel hmm

you sure?

okay


6:37pm J.G. Do you think you'd be more distracting than a real estate sale contract?

It has an acceleration clause, you know.

6:38pm Ethel i dont know [It was at this point that I was reminded
that there is apparently no IQ test given for naked
webcam performers]

6:38pm J.G. There's a provision calling for semi-annual payments of a set amount in addition to the regular payment stream.

And the seller retained a mortgage in the event of default.

6:42pm J.G. Do you think you could compete with that on the webcam?

6:43pm Ethel maybe

6:43pm J.G. Hmm.

6:46pm J.G. I wonder if I could attract attention to my webcam and people could watch me edit contracts, briefs, pleadings, and other documents.

6:48pm J.G. Obviously I'm teasing you and keeping you from your task at hand.


6:51pm Ethel really lo lol

6:52pm J.G. While I'm on page 46


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